Title: 911 Truthers

911 was an inside job man! They aren’t telling us all the truth!

Which truth are you doubting?

There’s no way an airplane weighing only 200 tons could knock over a building weighing 400,000 tons.

Each building didn’t fall down because of the airplane itself.

That’s right. There must have been something else to take those buildings down.

Like a huge fire and a compromised structural system.

Fire can’t melt steel. Even Rosie O’Donnell knows that.

Heat weakens steel to the point that it loses half its strength in a fire. That’s why they put fireproofing on it.

No, that’s too obvious. An answer that simple can’t be true.

The NIST report shows that the floor trusses sagged and pulled the columns into buckling. Because of the fire.

But they’re just covering up for the man. The NIST is part of the conspiracy!

Okay, so what’s your ‘theory’ on what brought down the twin towers?

Controlled demolition. It’s the only thing that makes sense. In a paranoid creepy way.

It takes weeks and months to place demolition charges and prep a building to fall.

Weeks and months are nothing to the vast new world order conspiracy.

They have to remove the sheetrock covering the columns. Then cut out chunks of steel. With blowtorches.

I heard that the CIA has a squadron of midget welders. With tiny nuclear blowtorches the size of a ballpoint pen.

All that loud and messy preparation work would draw attention, don’t you think?

It was all done at night. Behind closed doors.

The janitorial crew is working for the CIA?

That way they can just pretend to not speak english in case anybody asks questions.

But the buildings obviously failed at the same level that the airplanes hit.

The remote control pilots knew which floors to hit. So it would look that way when the explosives went off on the same levels.

Remote control pilots?

Sure man. There’s no way they could find people who are crazy enough to fly an airplane into a building.

But there are people crazy enough to want a grand conspiracy to be in charge of the world.

If I’m just a pawn in somebody else’s grand scheme, then I don’t have to be responsible for what happens to me.

But if you’re just a pawn in somebody else’s grand scheme, couldn’t you be talked into flying an airplane into a building?

You’re starting to confuse me.

Acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.