Title: Libertarians

I got mine. So buzz off with your socialism.

Libertarian?

Damn right I am. Keep your hands off my property! I can live my life without any help from you ‘government is great’ types.

This property of yours? It has public utilities?

It does, but I’m working at getting off the grid someday. I invested in a perpetual motion machine.

The property has a public street in front of it?

I’ll get a four wheeler.

Then you’ll be riding over somebody else’s property.

Then they’ll just have to deal with me and my guns.

Won’t you have to deal with the police?

Nope. Because there won’t BE any police when we get rid of the government.

I see. Do you ever buy food or clothes?

I grew chickens so I could barter instead of using the corrupt government banking system.

How is that working out? Trading chickens for blue jeans?

They ran off. But yeah, we shop.

Everything you buy uses the government provided transportation system at some point in the delivery chain.

Maybe I should plant some cotton.

All the food you eat is held to a standard of quality under government safety regulations.

I’ll get a goat.

It seems to me that you just want to live off the world built by everybody else without making a contribution of your own.

I didn’t ask everybody to create roads, and schools, and homes, and museums, and hospitals.

But they did make those things and a lot more. All of which you get to use.

If they’re dumb enough to let me use their stuff, then too bad for them.

If you want to be an honest libertarian with no dependency on others, you would have to strip naked and try to live off the land.

I live in a rent subsidized apartment.