Title: A Pox on You

Our doctor is insisting that we vaccinate the kiddos.

Oh noes! Not the evil vaccinations! It’s instant autism!

He says it’s the LAW.

Break the LAW! Civil disobedience! For the kiddos!

It’s a choice between the high probability of disease or the micro-possibility of autism.

Instant autism! Certain autism! But only the high probability of disease. And maybe death.

I’ve heard doubts about that instant part.

Don’t listen to them! That’s BIG PHARMA talking!

You know that ‘doctor’ who did the study linking vaccinations and autism? Had a confict.

What kind of conflict?

A conflict of interest. He was working for BIG LAWYER who was gettin’ ready to sue BIG PHARMA.

But his research was still good. It got published in The Lancet!

They retracted his research papers. For being bad on the research.

But all these billions of vaccinated kiddos walking around pretending they don’t have autism? How do they explain that?

Most kids are vaccinated and don’t have autism. Like, huge numbers are okay.

Or…. All these kids aren’t really vaccinated! It’s a placebo scam! Like Homeopathy!

Do you have any proof?

No. But why should I vaccinate my kids when those diseases are gone now?

Maybe they’re gone now because most people get vaccinated.

No, that can’t be it. I think the diseases just faded away.

Because nobody can catch them because of the vaccines.

Vaccinations just aren’t for us. We’re living the life of living dangerously. Plus it’s cheaper.

You will of course keep your kids safe at home and not let them be around other children?

Why should I? If all the other kids are vaccinated then my kids are safe anyway.

Does your family have a history of sociopaths?