Title: God’s Sofa

I love murals. They’re the ultimate sofa sized painting.

Wow. That’s one big sofa!

Yep. It’s like the size of God’s sofa, only bigger.

I like a nice big sofa that you can really stretch out on.

And then gaze up at the mural.

While the rednecks drive by and hurl epithets.

Rednecks clinging to their guns and gods. Hurling epithets over God’s sofa at the mural.

Epithets splattering on the mural dedicated to diversity.

Watch out for the sofa rednecks! It’s imported fabric!

Why are the rednecks mad at the mural? Why do the rednecks disrespect God’s sofa?

They have ‘artistic’ differences. They thought the skin tones clashed with the fabric on the sofa.

Stupid rednecks. The artist is expressing a complimentary color scheme.

Rednecks like analogous color schemes that don’t go too far from the color of their necks.

God’s sofa has lots of colors in it. Can’t they just squint a little and see the match?

Or just try sitting on a different part of God’s sofa. The world looks different from every seat.

Is there any loose change under the cushions?

Sometimes. After God’s been out drinkin’ all night and falls asleep on the sofa because Mrs. God is all mad and stuff.

Poor God. Sleeping on the sofa under the sofa sized mural with complimentary color schemes of different color faces.

Making the rednecks all mad so they throw epithets at God’s mural.

Then God has to get up off his sofa and yell at the rednecks.

“Get off my street you stupid rednecks!” says God.

And Mrs. God is all WTF?

I love murals. They’re the ultimate sofa sized painting.