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Title: Masturbation is Bad
If you’ve masturbated recently? There’s a Republican candidate for senator who thinks you’re a bad person.
This is the candidate who dabbled in witchcraft?
Sorta. The witches say she’s nuts because they don’t worship Satan or use blood in their rituals.
That’s good to know. About witches, I mean.
So, she’s anti-masturbation, anti-gay and anti-sex outside of marriage.
Sounds to me like she’s anti-fun.
She said all her relationships have ended by her being dumped.
Go figure.
It’s a shame they don’t let women be Catholic priests. She’d fit right in.
At least the choir boys would have a better experience.
It’s a shame these tea-baggers are such nutters that they have to run on the wackaloon platform.
Maybe she could run on her experience as a responsible fiscal conservative.
She walked on a school loan and paid it back just to get her diploma.
Um, she’s good on taxes?
The IRS is auditing her.
She’s strong on defense?
She wants to attack Iran, just because.
I think she owes us an explanation for this stuff. When is her next interview?
She’s not doing any more interviews because they make her look bad.
Are we talking O’Donnell or Palin?
They all blend together now, don’t they?